Knock, Knock                Who's there?

Boo!                             Boo Who?

Now, now, don't cry!   

(With jokes this bad, it's a bit hard not to!)
A guy named Tom goes into a Blockbuster Video Store. He is about to approach the
counter when the store manager races over to him and grabs him by the arm.

"I have a new bloke working here," he says to Tom, "he's a great worker and a
REALLY big bloke, but he's got no ears. So, whatever you do, don't mention anything
about ears. Remember, don't mention the ears!"

Tom gets his favourite DVD from the shelves and goes to the counter. While waiting
for his DVD to be checked out, he makes polite conversation with the assistant,
thinking to himself, 'Don't mention his ears, whatever you do, don't mention the
ears.' So, Tom says to the assistant,

"You know, you have really nice hair, yeah, it's really nice," says Tom.

"That's 'cos I look after it!" says the assistant proudly.

'Don't mention his ears, don't mention his ears.' Tom thinks to himself again and
says to the assistant,

"You know, you have really nice teeth, yeah, really nice teeth," says Tom.

"That's 'cos I look after them!" says the assistant proudly.

'Don't mention his ears, don't mention his ears.' Tom thinks to himself again and
says,

"You know, you have really nice eyes, yeah, really nice eyes," says Tom.

"That's 'cos I look after them!" says the assistant proudly.

"Well!" blurts out Tom, "You'd want to, you wouldn't be able to wear glasses!!!"
What's black and
white and red
all over?

A zebra with its
tongue pointing
out.
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